“Spam is not a suitable replacement for turkey”.“I’m starting to regret having taught you about gluhwein”.“I can’t believe no one has spiked the eggnog yet”.“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner?”.“I’m sure what ever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner”.“One normal Christmas, that’s all I wanted”.“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not”.“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?” “Please tell me you aren’t searching my room for where I’ve hidden the presents” “Can’t I just give you $20 and you can buy something for yourself?”.

“Why are you so impossible to shop for?”.

“Have I told you how much I hate Christmas shopping?”.

“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?”.

“What are you doing to that poor wrapping paper?”.

“Wow, you really go overboard with decorations, don’t you?”.

“How on earth did you get tinsel there?”.

“Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”.

“It’s a time of good will, not whatever the hell you’re doing”.“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”.“You don’t have to go to all this trouble, you know”.“I can’t believe you did all this, for me”.“I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween”.“You’re kidding, right? I’m not going out in that snow storm!”.“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war”.“Hum one more note of that carol and I will stab you”.“Remind me why I can’t kill the carolers?”.“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot”.“I don’t care about tradition, you try and get me to kiss you under the mistletoe and I will punch you”.“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”.Writin prompt prompts chirstmas christmas prompts “This photo is going to look amazing on a Christmas card.”.“That is the most thoughtful gift anyone has got me.”.“That tree is not going to fit.” “It will, trust me.” “… told you.”.“The real question is how many cookies is too many?”.“Why is there no decorations at the top?” “Because I couldn’t reach up there.”.“Great the powers out because of the storm.”.“Wait, you didn’t say your family would be at the Christmas/New Years party.”.“You’re not going to spend the holidays alone and sad.“Nice snowman.” “Oh, this isn’t a snowman.”.“It sucks that we won’t be spending the holidays together.”.“You can wait another twenty four hours to open your presents.”.“You got any resolutions for next year?”.“It’s New Years, aren’t you going to kiss me?”.“You have marshmallows in your hot chocolate?” “You don’t?”.“Why is there a stocking with my name on above the fireplace?”.“Is this the first time you’ve seen snow?”.“Come out in the snow with me!” “I’d rather stay inside where it’s warm and I can’t slip over on my ass.”.“Who have you got for secret Santa?” “I can’t tell you.I guess we’re stuck in here together till it passes.” “What’s that?” “It’s dinner.” “What it is, is burnt.” “Is Dominos still open?”.“Ahh Christmas… the only time of year you can wear ugly jumpers and it’s acceptable.”.“Have you got your presents yet?” “No, I’ve got ages.” “Christmas is tomorrow…”.I’ll open these curtains and it’ll be snowing… well that’s disappointing.” “How come you always get to be Santa and I have to be a reindeer?”.“Why are you playing Christmas songs? It’s not even Halloween yet.”.“Oh how convenient that there is mistletoe above us.”.You can request from any of the shows I write for using any list (make it known which list when requesting) Humongous Masterlist of Prompts & Prompt Blogs writing prompt prompts christmas christmas prompts Send Me a Ship, I’ll Write a Kiss PromptsĪnd just because we can never have enough prompts … Non-Romantic Fluff Prompts (let’s be honest, tho, it’s me, it’s gonna be romantic) 30 Day OTP Challenge Prompts (Star Wars edition)

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